Trevor Spall has had a long and illustrious career as a hard hitting current affairs journalist. Unfortunately he has never fullfilled his dream of fronting a major nightly news programme, but is still hopeful as he has been adding small doses of arsenic in Kerry O'Brien's tea for six months now but the bugger just keeps looking healthier and won’t go the way of Andrew Olle (sorry Andrew – we loved you).

However in the event that Kerry drops off the twig, Trevor keeps his big green pen handy on all occasions.